Think you know everything about Don Draper and Downton Abbey? What about reality show stars from 2014? Test your telly nous with our ultimate quiz
Why did Lord Grantham vomit blood everywhere on Downton Abbey?
Poison
Burst ulcer
Gastro-oesophageal reflux disease
In Line of Duty, what is Ted Hastings’ catchphrase?
“Now we’re drinking Castrol”
“Now we’re sucking diesel”
“Now we’re necking petrol”
Why did Planet Earth 2 make you hate racer snakes?
Because they ate an entire sheep
Because they choked a deer to death
Because they chased an iguana
What did the season two finale of Luther revolve around?
Evil twins
A toddler with a gun
A spooky dice
How was Andrea Riseborough brought to justice in her Black Mirror episode?
An AI-assisted kettle called the police
The internet grew arms and strangled her
A guinea pig gave up its memories of her
Who ruled Westeros at the end of Game of Thrones?
Jon Snow
Bran Stark
Ser Pounce
What was Jack Bauer’s fate at the end of 24?
Bundled on to a boat by the Chinese
Sat in his car crying
Surrendered to the Russians to be tortured forever
Which commercial did Don Draper invent at the end of Mad Men?
I’d Like To Buy The World a Coke
Plop Plop Fizz Fizz
I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
Who got to rule the island at the end of Lost?
Jacob
Jack
Hurley
Which song played over the final scene of Breaking Bad?
Baby Blue
Mr Blue Sky
Blue (Da Ba De)
Name this reality show contestant.
Schoenberg Rodriguez
Wagner Carrilho
Prokofiev Barbosa
And this one
Chyna Ellis
Japyn Wolesly
Emma D’Souza
Who is this?
Diana Beard
Margot Burr
Joanna Scrupp
And this?
Bogdana Stamboliski
Bisera Kjucukov
Bilyana Apostolova
Who is this?
Jamie Johnson
Steve Smith
Lee Pea
Guess the show by its opening titles
Daredevil
Jessica Jones
DIY SOS
And this one
Making a Murderer
Happy Valley
Mindhunter
What show is this?
Homeland
Billions
Ray Donovan
And this one?
Vinyl
The Deuce
Boardwalk Empire
Lastly, what show is this?
The Good Wife
The Good Fight
Watchdog
Where did Queen America air?
Facebook Watch
Netflix
YouTube Originals
How about Champaign Ill?
Walter Presents
YouTube Originals
Apple TV+
And Red Oaks?
Amazon Prime
Facebook Watch
Snapchat Originals
Where can you watch See?
Apple TV+
YouTube Originals
Amazon Prime
And what about Hemlock Grove?
Netflix
Amazon Prime
Facebook Watch
In Brooklyn 99, what is Peralta’s favourite film?
Lethal Weapon
Die Hard
Commando
Which of the following was not used as an insult on Veep?
“You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks”
“You’re about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl"
“You’re about as funny as a blind toddler in a fucking minefield”
What did Alan Partridge call his guest Alice Fluck this year?
Alice Clunt
Alice Flunk
Alice Twot
In I Think You Should Leave, what do the skeletons use as money?
Bones
Worms
Worms and bones
In W1A, what is Anna Rampton’s BBC job title?
Director of Better
Head of Up
Controller of Enrichment
The Fyre Festival’s Andy King revealed that he was once asked to trade oral sex for what?
Tents
Medicine
Evian
Educating Yorkshire saw Musharaf overcome his stammer and Bailey shave her eyebrows off. But what was the name of the school where all this occurred?
Rosemound Academy
Thornhill Academy
Ivypeak Academy
In 2015 documentary The Jinx, how was murderer Robert Durst caught?
He accidentally wore blood-stained trousers to an interview
He accidentally forgot to take the murder weapon down from his trophy case when the TV crew came
He accidentally confessed to himself in the toilet when his microphone was still on
Which of the following was not a part of BBC Four's Goes Slow?
A three-hour museum tour
An hour of birdsong
Two hours of artisanal sandpapering
Which unspoken rule did the crew of BBC One’s Dynasties break?
They rescued some penguins from certain death
They abducted a rare goose
They painted a cat and passed it off as a tiger
For which show did Vicky McClure win her only Bafta so far?
Line of Duty
This is England ‘86
The Replacement
How many National Television Awards have Ant and Dec won this decade?
Three
Five
23
Which show won the most Emmys in 2014?
Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
Louie
Which actress is tied with Cloris Leachman as the performer with the most ever Emmy wins?
Tina Fey
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Mindy Kaling
Which is the only show to have won the Best Drama Series Bafta twice this decade?
Last Tango in Halifax
Line of Duty
Happy Valley
Soap time: in EastEnders, how did Ronnie and Roxy Mitchell die?
Poisoning
Truck crash
Drowned in a wedding dress accident
How did Coronation Street's Lesley Kershaw die?
Crushed by a piano
Savaged by a lion
Electrocuted by a toaster
In Emmerdale, how did Gemma Andrews die?
Pushed off a train
Pushed off a balcony
Pushed onto a rock
How did Danny Houston die in Hollyoaks?
Bludgeoned with a shovel
Bludgeoned with a paperweight
Bludgeoned with a hammer
In Home and Away, how did Hannah Wilson die?
Shed explosion
Hospital explosion
Caravan explosion
Which Channel 4 gameshow counted Nigella Lawson and Anthony Bourdain as judges?
The Dish
The Taste
The Spoon
Which of these is the most shocking thing ever to happen on the Great British Bake Off?
When the tent burned down
When Paul Hollywood was poisoned
When a man put a cake in a bin
Which of the following is not a 2010s Hairy Bikers series?
The Hairy Bikers: Chicken and Egg
The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best
The Hairy Bikers: Proper Sexy Nosh
Complete the title of this Netflix food show: Salt, Fat, Acid…
Heat
Sauce
Sugar
Rapper Action Bronson presents which food show?
Fuck, That’s Delicious
Shit, That’s Delightful
Crap, That’s Tasty
50 and above.
You have wasted an entire decade.
35 and above.
Well done! You didn’t get everything right, but you know what that means? It means you’re not a nerd (hating nerds is going to be big again in the 2020s)
0 and above.
Oh dear, you don’t have much of a memory, do you? However, all is not lost. Why not obsessively write down every single thing you watch for the entire duration of the 2020s and commit it all to memory on the off-chance that there’s another tossed-off TV quiz at the end of it?
10 and above.
Pretty good. You managed to retain some information about what it by design an ephemeral medium. God, think of everything you could have achieved if you’d used that brain power for good.
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